The motion draws his gaze to Bridget's little, emphasis on 'little', ensemble before turning back to the armor magazine. ...He hates to say it, but a chainmail bikini probably wouldn't look out of place on his little brother. Those hips... Even if Bridget is missing the important stuff up top that doesn't mean he isn't cute. And hot. Kind of like the blonde model he's looking at right now.

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"Meat of course. Don't we have some hotdogs you can microwave or something? All real men want meat." That's not a euphemism at all. Sure. Damn though this is pissing him off... Stuck babysitting and looking at Maria with her half breast breastplate in the pages of Armor Monthly. ...Bridget owes him for this really. All this time of his youth he's wasting here!